Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
PHOMO: Pranking Grace Helbig! (x)
Monday, July 21, 2014
Waiting for @thatcrossfitguy! (at Raleigh-Durham International Airport (RDU))
TELEVISION CHALLENGE; Animated Films (1/10) → Sleeping Beauty
"In a faraway land, long ago, there lived a King and his fair Queen. Many years they had longed for a child, and finally their wish was granted. A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora. Yes, they named her after the dawn, for she filled their lives with sunshine. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the land, so that all of high or low estate could pay homage to the infant Princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day…"
What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone
Sunday, July 20, 2014
"I’m wearing buddhist prayer beads simply to remind myself not to murder people."
The more I think about it the more I do not understand Love Never Dies. Andrew Lloyd Webber…. why? I don’t get it, guys. I really don’t get it. No thanks, Andrew. None for me.
Favorite People » Ramin Karimloo
❞All I can do is get myself ready for the moment when I step onstage. The rest – who knows? You can’t play endgame; the journey is far more exciting than the destination.”